The United States of America

One month, three states - Arizona, Nevada and Florida.

• Yes, food portions are MASSIVE
• A trip to Vegas with your parents will likely not result in marriage to a stripper
• Ft. Lauderdale trumps Miami Beach
• The Grand Canyon Skywalk looks better from the Webbernet
• There are two things to do in Phoenix - shop and golf
• Floridians are incredibly nice 
• Christmas with your family is a must